Category: Joke Board
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper
was down and his fly area is wide open.
His secretary walked up to him and said "boss this morning when you
leftyour house, did you forget to close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done with his paperwork he suddenly noticed that
his zipper was not zipped up.
He zipped up and remembering what his secretary has told him, finally
understood. Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee
from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, he said "when you saw the garage door open
did you see my hummer parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said "no, sir i didn't, all i saw
was a mini cooper with 2 flat tires."
lololol
hahaha
that's good, thanks.
Hey Bob, your garage door is open.
yeah, but all he has is a unicycle. just kidding, bob
Yeah, but boy can he ride that unicycle.
Nice, ehhehehe
I've also heard it expressed as the barn door open. I wonder what other ways people let soeone know their fly is open.